Because Nothing Says “I Don’t Care” Quite Like an Olive Garden Gift Card

The Christmas shopping season is well underway, so folks are snapping up Olive Garden gift cards at  grocery stores, pharmacies, and gas stations.olive garden gift card

I know that life is especially busy this time of year, so we all have to be extra efficient. But Granny knows just how much thought you put into the gift card you bought for her while picking up chicken breasts, cereal, and two bags of driveway salt.

Not only do you hurt Granny’s feelings with such a thoughtless gift, she probably doesn’t even like Olive Garden. Olive Garden gift cards have become the most dreaded Christmas gift of our time. They are this generation’s fruit cake. The main difference is that some people actually like to eat fruit cake.fruitcake

I suspect Olive Garden cards are re-gifted more often than crock pots and bad Merlot. There are actually websites that will let you resell your gift cards in case there is no one on your gift list that you dislike enough to give the Olive Garden gift cards that you received last year.

But you’re busy, and Granny has everything she needs, so what to do?

This year wow Granny, and everyone else on your list, with a little pot. I mean a handmade mug or bowl or soap dish. You can pick up a some really cool pottery for less money that you probably spend on gift cards. Granny will be thrilled that you were thoughtful enough to buy her something unique. And buying pottery is quick and easy since most potters have open studio sales in December as well as online pot shops.

Of course I hope you’ll visit my online store now or my Open Studio Sale on December 1st. But there are lots of great potters online and across the country to patronize this shopping season. Granny will love it, and you’ll help hard working artists.

I’ve listed a few of my favorite potters. Check out their websites, swing by their studios, and show everyone on your gift list just how much you care.

Jennifer Allen Gravey boat

Jennifer Allen Gravy Boat

  • Jennifer Allen  creates wheel-thrown and hand-built pots embellished with cheerful motifs at her studio in West Virginia. I took a workshop from her this year and was struck by what she said got her interested in potting. She said that as a child she admired the “good dishes” in the china cabinet that only got used on holidays. She wanted to create dinnerware that was as beautiful as those special dishes, but could be used every day. Her gravy boats are especially beautiful and would make a your holiday meals extra special.
  • Alex Matisse is my favorite potter. This year I treated myself to one of his marvelous slip trailed runlets. It now holds a place of honor in my home. His wood-fired pottery
Ales Matisse Charger

Ales Matisse Charger

is rooted in traditional North Carolina clay culture, but he is a potter of the future.

  • Brit McDaniel just opened her Memphis Tennessee studio in 2013,
Brit McDaniel pitcher

Brit McDaniel pitcher

and already she is getting national press. Her contemporary ceramics are casual. clean and spirited.

Kip O’Krongly is a Minnesota potter whose rural-themed pots make me smile.

Kip O'Krongly Chicken Flock Mug

Kip O’Krongly Chicken Flock Mug

  • Harrison McIntosh  celebrated his 100th birthday this year. His Mid-Century modern pots are  as awe inspiring as their prices.
    Harrison McIntosh Vase

    Harrison McIntosh Vase–all I want for Christmas.

    I’m telling Santa that I’ve been a very good boy this year. Do you think his elves will log onto 1st Dibs and pick up a Mcintosh pot for my stocking?

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